[source] 406 - “The Ponyhead Show!; Surviving the Spiderbites” Written by: Kristen Gish, Amelia Lorenz; Gina Gress, Cassie Zwart "Star asks for Pony Head's help to increase Eclipsa's popularity.; Star… (More)
The episode begins with Scootaloo fast-tracking the meeting of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club with a new Washouts fan group—which makes an eavesdropping Rainbow Dash worried that she has competition… (More)
Past performances are not an indication of future events. Garnet is being a bit random lately from taking a job at the Big Donut, ordering 20 pizzas and giving them away, to wanting to chase a kitten with one eye. Well, she wanted Steven to tell her to chase the kitten while posing for a Vidalia portrait.
Garnet has been struck by how her future vision has not accounted for the decisions Steven has made recently and it’s been vexing when people want her to use her future vision to help predict things. That’s because Steven has grown up and taken responsibility for himself. Steven helps Garnet along by focusing on what we want to have happen instead of using her future vision to see what will happen.
Obviously, what we want to have happen with the kittens is for them to get a good home. The kitten with one eye will get one at the temple and will be named “Cat Steven”.
You really have to stay for the whole 11 minutes to figure out what was going on here. You can’t merely predict that Garnet was going off the rails for no reason. Those who stay for the whole episode are well rewarded for it. Even me as a statistics buff who is interested in probabilities, it’s a waste to focus on what the statistics say and it’s more useful to focus on what you want to have happen.
For example, you’re “future vision” would have had Loyola Chicago maybe getting to the second round of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. What Loyola fans would want is for them to go as far as they can and they were well rewarded with a trip to the Final Four.
This episode requires people to stay for the whole 11 minutes and they will be rewarded for it.
SU Review: “The Big Show”
We take a break from the arc about the diamonds to present this documentary about a local Beach City band as they get their first big break in the form of a concert in Empire City produced by Steven. Sadie Killer and the Suspects (aka, Sadie, Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck) have been playing in basements until Greg takes them on as their manager and books a gig for them in Empire City.
Sadie still has issue with her Mother being so involved in her life and how she doesn’t want her band to be encumbered in it as well. The group holds their concert, complete with effects, and the song and performance were excellent. We even get a cameo from Joan Jett as Sunshine Justice, an old friend of Greg and booking agent. After the concert, Sadie wants to play the next show in Beach City so that her Mom can see it.
So yeah, Sadie slayed it tonight. Everything about this episode was excellent. I liked how Steven filmed this on an old camcorder to give it that old effect. Greg is also fantastic here telling Sadie that he would’ve enjoyed the support Barb is giving her instead of his parents telling him he was wasting his life (turns out he wasn’t). It gets Sadie to eventually accept Barb’s support (even though she really wasn’t at the concert as Sadie thought).
Just everything about this episode was excellent from the song, to the performance, and every character was in top form.
We’re back on Captain Lars’s ship and Steven returns through Lars’s head to find that the ship is drifting in space with their nova thrusters busted. Steven then brings Garnet to meet the off-colors and starts to tell them the story of Rose Quartz (different from what they were apparently told on Homeworld).
This is quite an interesting take as Rose was initially created on Earth (meant to be Pink Diamond’s colony) to do Pink’s bidding, but started to take notice of the beauty of the planet and asked that the life on Earth be spared. Pink would have not have any of it and sends Rose back. Rose then organizes her revolt with other gems such as Pearl and Bismuth while Pink turns to Yellow and Blue Diamond for help of her own. While Rose’s forces were overwhelmed, Rose took her sword and shattered Pink Diamond and the other three Diamonds launched their attack to end the fighting—only unbeknownst to them the fighting is set to continue as Garnet rallies Lars’s crew.
So we have our setup for the next set of episodes even though the transition from “Jungle Moon” is a bit choppy as we suddenly turn to Steven bringing Garnet to Lars and the off-colors. Yet, we get the story of how Rose shattered Pink Diamond to eliminate any doubt and how the revolt started on Earth.
Garnet is one of the best characters in Western Animation today and here’s one of the reasons why and we have a setup for the rest of Season Five.
I really liked it when shows aired on a weekly basis, but that doesn’t even seem to be a thing anymore, not even the regular crap like Family Guy or Bob’s Burgers. Here’s maybe a few episodes, oh now its the holidays. Here’s a holiday episode, now its super ball time. Then Trophy February. Either way, thankfully Steven has four episodes coming up, starting on April 9th. The order of the episodes is unknown, and since its basically become tradition for the airing of new episodes I would probably guess a Steven Bomb.
Here are the upcoming episode synopsis. Airing order unknown.
513 – Your Mother and Mine: Steven takes Garnet to meet his new friends. (To note this is listed as airing on April 9th via Wikipedia’s episode list).
514 – Pool Hopping: Steven and Garnet explore the most unlikely timelines in Beach City.
515 – Letters to Lars: Steven writes letters to Lars about all the latest news in Beach City.
516 – The Big Show: Steven shoots a documentary that follows a local band as they get their first big break.
Editor’s Note: The first part of this was submitted to us like two months ago, when that group of episodes was leaked via the phone app. DHN be the animated ghost ship of the damned now.
SU Review: From “Dewey Wins” to “Kevin Party”
We’re going to have to go rapid fire with these six episodes given that they arc around Steven and Connie and involve many a shakeup to the status quo.
In “Dewey Wins”, Steven tries to walk Connie home, but Connie is upset that Steven gave himself up to Homeworld after promising he and Connie would fight together. Steven wants to brush off his experience in Homeworld as no big deal, but that is not going to materialize. Connie and Lion leave and the former will not return texts for the time being. Sadie is upset that Lars is gone (so are her parents). Meanwhile, the residents of Beach City do what every educated populace does apart from Ponyville, and that’s blame the mayor for the gem invasions. They even nominated Nanefua as a challenger to Mayor Dewey. Steven tries to help Mayor Dewey, but it’s all to no avail as Dewey withdraws and Steven realizes that Connie feels the same way that he does now about Dewey.
Sensing that Steven is depressed and not knowing exactly why, Greg and the Gems go on a “Gemcation” to a “cool ranch house” (since Greg is still rich) with unusable amenities and a three-foot snake. However, all Steven want to do is await a reply from Connie to his texts. He finally confides in that to Greg and the Gems and realizes he gets no bars by the house. They go up on a cliff to regain reception, and still no word from Connie.
Back home, Steven gets a video call from Peridot. She and Lapis wondered how Steven was doing. Steven tells them and Lapis goes into panic mode and wants to flee. Peridot doesn’t want to (and neither does Pumpkin), but she can’t muster up the courage to do so because she mught update Lapis who has been through a lot. Peridot finally does confess to Lapis that she doesn’t want to leave Earth and wants to fight, but Lapis does not want to get caught up in another war and leaves—“Raising the Barn” with her.
So Peridot and Steven are depressed because both have seemingly lost a friend. Amethyst tries to cheer both up when they go “Back to the Kindergarten”. They try to grow sunflowers in the hopes that something good can grow from the desolate place, but it doesn’t happen. What does happen is that what Peridot thought was a flower was actually a corrupted gem and Smokey Quartz returns to poof it. Steven and Amethyst try to console Peridot that while they could not bring some life into the Kindergarten, they can always try someplace else.
Back to Sadie, she’s stuck at the Donut Shop, but Steven want to invite her to a practice Steven is having with Buck, Jenny, and Sour Cream who just formed a new band. Buck booked a gig for the group who does not have a sound, song, or a band name yet. They go to Sadie’s for inspiration, and Sadie provides that and more after watching horror flicks. Sadie sings a song about being in a dead end job and earns the nickname “Sadie Killer”. She initially declines to join since she has work, but changes her mind—after quitting her job.
Not forgetting that Lion is also missing, Steven spreads fliers when Kevin shows up and invites Steven to a “Kevin Party”. Kevin really want Stevonnie to show up so he can look cool to the rest of his guests. Steven goes once he realizes that Kevin also invited Connie. After seeing Connie (with a new hairdo) and Lion, Steven tries to talk to her (after doing some stuff with Kevin because he doesn’t know better). However, it ends up all awkward until Steven bares out his feelings and say he was sorry for letting her down by surrendering. The two make up and leave with Lion after ignoring Kevin’s request to fuse into Stevonnie.
Well, there is a lot to absorb here as we have several shakeups to the status quo. Lapis has jumped ship after hearing about Steven’s interactions with the Diamonds. Peridot is back with Steven after Lapis took the barn. And Sadie has quit her job and we’ll see where that goes.
It seems like the purpose of these six episodes was to shake things up and shake Steven a bit. While he thinks he can go back to normal, he cannot. Now, the Donut Shop is minus two employees, there’s a new mayor, and Lapis is on the lamb. Steven might have Connie back, but he has to come to terms that his actions had effects on a lot of people and gems—not just Connie. Plus, is there something that Pearl wanted to tell Steven back at the ranch house, but can’t at the moment? There will be more problems for all to face as Season Five moves along at the pace Cartoon Network deems fit. There are lot of issue to deal with.
“Dewey Wins”: C
“Raising the Barn”: A-
“Back to the Kindergarten”: A
“Sadie Killer”: A-
“Kevin Party”: B
SU Review: “Lars of the Stars” and “Jungle Moon”
A lot of history and new stuff here. Steven and Connie go through the Lion Warp Zone to visit Lars who has commandeered Emerald’s ship with the Off-Colors. Lars is more self-confident than ever and the off-colors are also serving a purpose as they try to head for Earth. Lars’s joy is briefly short-lived as he finds out Sadie is having fun with the Cool Kids and their new band. Steven and Connie talk him out of his funk as they tell him that Sadie is not doing this to hurt him.
As Emerald approaches, Steven and Connie fuse to form Stevonnie and are prepared to fight. They take the fighter jet inside the Sun Incinerator and try to disable Emerald’s blasters, but they are shot down into a “Jungle Moon.”
Stevonnie spends most of the episode fending for themselves absent a way to contact Lars (for the moment), but end up having a diamond dream and we get our very first appearance of Pink Diamond in the dream. That was the wham in this episode and we’ll soon find out more once Cartoon Network decides to announce new episodes. Oh, and Lars does find Stevonnie and will get them home.
It’s best to review these episodes together, but there is some history here. This is the first time we don’t see Steven by himself and the first time Stevonnie has fused for more than a day (and can grow facial hair). Of course, we get our first glimpse of Pink Diamond and she seems kind of bratty at first, especially towards Yellow. Recall, Earth was supposed to be Pink’s colony and she wanted to capture the humans to put in her zoo. She, of course, was ambused and shattered by Rose Quartz.
We’re sure to get some more secrets of Pink Diamond, again, when Cartoon Network decides to air new episodes. *rolleyes*
Anyway, it is good to see Lars with some purpose for once and rallying the off-colors in a quest to return to Earth. It’s something different and also provided some more pieces to the puzzle that is the Diamonds. Both episodes worked brilliantly.